An hour ago I was walking down the street in Salt Lake eating a cheese filled hot dog, a donut, and a bag of Funyons.
In the moment that you're eating those things, there's really nothing better. In fact my friend Ben, despite a few good efforts, couldn't even make conversation with me right then because I was paying so much attention to stuffing my face with everything I found at 7-Eleven.
But then all that grease sits in your stomach for a while, and your stomach starts to gurgle and feel gross.
That happened to me.
And then I contemplated how many times I've eaten either pizza or gas station food this week due to the nature of my job.
And then I realized maybe thats one of those crazy reasons I still don't have a six pack.
Resolution: No more gas station food or pizza.
I might starve.