Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Delicious Women.

One day back in Provo, Smurf and I were hanging out at my apartment when he noticed a large poster hanging up in my room. The poster features a beautiful German brunette with green eyes in a little Octoberfest outfit. She has a dazzling smile and is holding three enormous, mouthwatering ice cream cones in front of her chest.

Smurf was pretty amused by the poster, or perhaps merely that it was hanging in my room. He asked about it and I told him that I had it up so I would start associating beautiful females with ice cream and/or other delicious treats, and subsequently develop a sexual attraction to women. Smurf started laughing his head off

...until he looked over and realized that I was dead serious.

And my scheme might just be working! I'm always incredibly attracted to cute girls who make delicious treats.

At any rate, a few extraordinary movies have entered my life since moving to Alaska, and I can't help but acknowledge a common link between each of the movies' leading ladies...and that I'm ridiculously attracted to all of them.

My summer crushes include:
Maggie Gyllenhaal's character from Stranger than Fiction; Dropped out of Harvard Law because she was more interested in making treats for her study groups than for actually studying (we would so get along). She left and started a bakery.

Juliette Binoche's character in Chocolat; has a habit of running from town to town all over Europe with her daughter. Runs a Chocolatier in a small French town in the movie where she tempts the townsfolk with her sensuous treats. or Kerri Russel's character in Waitress; A pretty, kind, small town girl who invents new recipes for scrumptious pies in the restaurant where she works as a waitress.

I recommend all of the above movies.

Additionally, in real life there is a little ice cream shop in the hotel next to the one where we stay in Fairbanks, and I'm in love with the girl who serves me ice cream there. She is adorable.


iwonder said...

Well, I love the first two movies you mentioned, but I've not seen the third. If it's anything like the others, I will surely love it as well.

And I am glad to hear that you are using beautiful German Alpen women to inspire your heterosexuality. There's no better medium that that! (Well, perhaps Swedish supermodels)

Silus Grok said...

Stranger than Fiction and Chocolat are two of my favorite movies!

Elbow said...

You are amazing! What a great post. You are such an interesting guy with very interesting things to say. I love it!

drex said...

Dittoing the props for Chocolat and Stranger Than Fiction. And for both of those characters - they're very endearing.

MabuPi said...

Hooray, I love all of those movies! Way to have good taste.

Le Mec said...

I too was in love with Maggie Gyllenhaal after seeing Stranger than Fiction. I was also gaga over Beyoncé Knowles after I saw Dreamgirls, but she didn't bake anything.

Distinguishing Preoccupation said...

I fell in love with Cate Blanchette in Bandits from her first scene in the movie where she is in the kitchen making dinner. That is a woman I would marry in a heartbeat. Even if she is a lot older than me.

And Le Mec, that was the funniest thing I think I've read in a while.